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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Hello My Name Is ?

  • Hello my Name is Celebrity! If I really didn’t want YOU to notice me, I would stop wearing sunglasses inside!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Reality Star! Being "REAL" enough for RATINGS is what my Master pays me for!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Rehab! For the past 10 years or so, I've made enabling, abuse, drugs and accountability a complete mockery!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Christian Author! If you look closely, you'll see it's the same 7 steps from my last 3 books!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Religion! Our bylaws state that all praise shall go to self!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Jesus! Maybe you've seen me? I'm the blonde, blue eyed guy wearing a sprayed on tan on set!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Gospel Artist! I should mention that if my lyrics lined up with the Word of God, I wouldn't get any airplay!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Fashion Designer! If you promise to buy my clothes, I promise to keep discriminating against WOMEN of ALL SIZES!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Child Star! I'm so sick of my Celebrity parents “PIMPING” me out, but I have to pay this mortgage!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Comedian! I'm the most depressed person I know, but I hide it behind profanity!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Singer! I am a Man! I know I'm SINGING to WOMEN, but I am SECRETLY SLEEPING with MEN!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Gospel Artist! The reason I'm so nasty to YOU all is because I really want to be in the World NOT singing about Jesus!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Casting Couch! I've had the pleasure of meeting many of the people YOU worship, BOW, BEND and BREAK BEFORE me!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Couple! We don't think God's view on marriage truly expresses who we really are!
  • Hello my name Celebrity Preacher! I will SAY whatever the going rate for going away from God's Word PAYS!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Best Friend! I only have to keep up this act until the reading of the will!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Ghostwriter! If it weren't for me, that thin veil of transparency would be practically non -existent!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Talk Show Host! I am a complete fraud! I'm not even close to living up to the lies I tell you!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Life Coach! I use this title so I can stay under the “Politically Correct” radar without preaching or actually saying Jesus' name!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Publicist! The relationships are staged! The outings are staged! The photographs are staged! Join us in the world of Make Believe!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity Stylist! I wouldn't wear half of the crap I put on my “Attention Seeking” clients!
  • Hello my name is Celebrity! Seriously, You don't really think I wrote that last book all by myself do you?
  • Hello my name is Celebrity! I didn't want you to notice me so I chose to wear the most ridiculous outfit and bring my entourage of 20 people to Starbucks
  • Hello my name is Celebrity! I really don't care about YOU, but please buy my Book, CD, Perfume, Clothing Line, Jewelry, Wigs, Cookware, or any other HYPE I sell!