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Thursday, May 19, 2011

If The World Doesn't End On Saturday!

 If you need the DATE of Jesus' return, you're NOT prepared!


 If the world doesn't end Saturday, "Lucy, you've got some explaining to do!" ~Ricky Ricardo

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, ask for a refund for buying this HYPE!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, the bank said my car note is still due on Sunday!

 Remember Boys & Girls, if the world doesn't end on Saturday, you're still required to SMILE!

 If the world doesn't end on Saturday, don't forget to stick a pin in your inflated ego!

 If the world doesn't end on Saturday, don't forget to sue your MIS "Fortune Teller"!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, will you pray on Sunday?

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, don't let all those cans of sardines and potted meat go to waste!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, can I have your Happy Meal toy?

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, let's litter the world with love!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, can we take all those awful billboards advertising it down?

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, go see THOR in 3D!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, please don't let your car insurance lapse!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, we still need to take better care of each other!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, Ladies keep your eyebrow threading appointments!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, Fellas, you still need a haircut!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, can I have your dessert?

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, are you preparing for the day it does?

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, and you've borrowed a DVD, CD, BOOK, or CUP of SUGAR, I want it back!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, please consider the SOURCE!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, Starbucks please bring back the Pomegranate Frappuccino!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, don't forget to take your contacts out!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, please make affordable health insurance available for everyone!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, please STOP putting flyers on my car during worship service!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, please familiarize yourself with your vehicle's turn signals!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, please STOP wearing tank tops with your bra straps showing!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, please START wearing flesh tone under garments!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, please STOP lining your lips with BLACK eyeliner!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, please STOP wearing pajamas in public!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, you're still responsible for providing snacks next week!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, YOU still need to read God's Word for yourself!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, I still plan to finish crocheting this hat!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, describing the Holy Bible as a complete fallacy and fiction MUST!

 If the world doesn’t end Saturday, God's thoughts don't run on a human time schedule!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, it will still take MONEY to do MINISTRY!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, you can still eat processed sugar, Trans fats, and red meat!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, your IN-LAWS are still coming for an extended visit!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, you still need to decide if you're going to heaven or hell!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, you're still required to finish High School!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, dividing the congregation into monetary denominations should!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, Pyramid Schemes should!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, snubbing people who aren't celebrities should!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, double parking should!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, SEX outside the covenant of marriage should!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, XENOPHOBIA should!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, AGEISM should!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, SEXISM should!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, you've got a load in the dryer that needs to be folded!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, Jesus' love for us all will remain unchanged

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, RACISM should!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, the clash of the cultures will resume!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, don't forget to water the plants!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, don't forget to pick up your Dry Cleaning!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, don't stop TITHING!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, the check you're floating will still bounce!

 If the world doesn't end Saturday, please turn in all your overdue Library books!

 If the world is ending Saturday, it's the only trip I don't have to pack for!

 If the world is ending Saturday, be sure you invite as many people as you can heaven!

 If you're worried about the world ending Saturday, maybe it's because you're not assured of your salvation!

 If the world doesn’t end Saturday, imagine the BEST case scenario Sunday!

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