The basics yeah! For example, I have a Texas Instrument calculator valued at $135.00 and I’m unable to use it. The user’s manual alone is as thick as the New Testament not to mention all those buttons. However, a calculator I purchased at Wal-Mart for $3.99 works like a charm. I don’t care what I was taught in school, I only need to Add, Subtract, Multiply and Divide. I had to ask myself some hard questions:
1. Do I really need to sleep with my Blackberry?
2. Could MySpace, YouTube, Blogger, Twitter and Face Book get along without me?
3. Should I add one more “friend” that I don’t know?
4. Is there some sort of rehab for “burned out” social networking addicts?
My real proof is that I log on instead of submitting my first morning’s urine specimen to the porcelain gods. Maybe my near fatal experience with my computers could transport you back to reality. Have you now spent so much time forming phony relationships in cyberspace that unless it’s a screen name you can’t compute? Has your writing changed so that you only speak in an abbreviated coded fashion (lol, smh, ttyl)? Don’t go beating yourselves up; admission is still the primary step to total absolution. I don’t know about you but the tips of my fingers are worn from all the constant texting and typing. I’m afraid to get my vision tested for fear of wear and tear on my eyes. I can’t help but laugh at the E-Harmony commercials seriously, trusting an online dating community with the rest of my life. I thought my life would get simpler because of technology, but really it hasn’t. The one good thing to come from my pc dilemma is that now both of my computers are like brand new void of all the files that kept me incessantly glued to them. I feel like I’m getting a new start. Today I did a practice test. I left the house on purpose without my laptop. It’s always good to maintain a teachable spirit. Guess what else I learned today. When you get right down to it, I think I look fantastic without my laptop!