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Monday, November 24, 2008

Jezebel Go To Hell PT 2

YOU will SURELY REAP ALL you have SOWN
Yeah that too.. EVERY EVIL DEED done to me
Pay attention DIVA it's the year 2007
And 7 means COMPLETE!
See while YOU were PRIMPING and pledging, & getting NO degree
Years ago, I was LEARNING about Leonidas
BEFORE the movie 300 and the Battle of Thermopylae!
You're TOO busy TRYING to KEEP me from my OWN family
So SELFISH that you are NEGLECTING your own
One KID needs to be in REHAB
The OTHER one WILL be "TURNED OUT " as soon as HE leaves home!
Your FLAMING husband is the TRUE QUEEN
When he aint with YOU
Seriously, just where do YOU think he goes?
GIRL he's swimming on BOTH sides of the lake
TRAPPED in the closet NOT He's been on the DOWN LOW!
Clothes, hair, and make-up BORING is that really ALL you got?
RUNNING young & old men like a TRACK STAR
You BURNIN Diva, & maybe that's why you THINK you so HOT!
You PERFORM well on your BACK
Stopping on SYCAMORE ONLY to get something to EAT
After COORDINATING outfits for the CHOIR
Your BEST work is done at your CONDO on your KNEES!
Claiming to be SO high maintenance
Any SUCKER with a COUPE and YOU get the MISTRESS'S very BEST
Pick your LATEST lover, let his GPS lead you to an EXPENSIVE frame
PRINT and display this NEWSFLASH ACROSS your COMCAST desk!
How long do YOU think GOD will let you HATE on ME & CHILL in MY MOTHER'S house?
Very SOON there's going to be some FURNITURE moving
I promise YOU Diva , I'm going STRAIGHT for your BIG ASS mouth!
My oh my, such LARGE features you have
I always thought that YOU LOOKED like a MAN?
I hear ARKANSAS is lovely ANY time of the year
RELOCATING your ENTIRE family
Will be the BEST part of God's PLAN!
I see where YOU get IT from
YOU inherited YOUR daddy's WHOREMONGER charm
And WHERE was your daddy WHEN he died
Certainly NOT in his wife's arms!
I'm so GLAD your TIME is about up
Did you have fun PRETENDING being OUR family?
When you are ALL gone for GOOD
That will be a FAMILY NIGHT well worth a VICTORY!
YOU didn't have to HUNT very long I hope, MOST of this poem was written for YOU
Check your SPIRIT at the DOOR and ask the LORD
To FORGIVE you for the SHIT YOU DONT THINK HE SAW YOU DO!
YOU will NEVER be MY MOTHER'S daughter
And Your sister will NEVER EVER take MY place
The best GIFT your family could give my family
It's an easy guess, two words, GO AWAY!
It is sad MY very EXISTENCE STILL gives YOU something to do
Really IT blows my mind, you can't get enough of APRIL
You and your played FREELOADING crew!
PLAYIN a role Monday through Saturday
Trying to CONVINCE "believers" that a HOLY GOD is always on your mind
Cruising MY MySpace profile
Strutting off the STAGE acting HOLY
FEENIN to get ONLINE!
PROUD to represent a damn SORORITY
You DID NOT even graduate
You OUGHT to be ASHAMED of yourself
JEZEBEL, the BEDHOPPING BOTTOMFEEDER
Is what YOU should REALLY be calling yourself!
FLINGING yourself ALL over your sister's HUSBAND
People OFTEN ask me, IF you're SCREWING him TOO
I tell them, I really wouldn't put IT past YOU
That's just what JEZEBEL would do
DIVA you aren't FOOLING anybody
YOU shouldn't EVEN be on that stage
You've treated MY mother's HOUSE more like a BROTHEL
Then you MOCK God in Praise & Worship to HIS face
You've HAD too much of a GOOD thing
I believe that's WHY you're so JADED
Hands down I win with CLASS & LOOKS
Pretty much EVERYTHING
Face it DIVA, I got YOU faded!
I see YOU every Sunday
YOU and I BOTH know WHO & WHAT YOU are doing
They may THINK you're PRAISING God
The ENEMY you SLEEP with, is WHO you're pursuing
The heavenly RECORDER will be on
When YOU and the REST of my GROUPIES
Wonder, Could APRIL be possibly TALKING about ME?
WELL look at the fiery DART called your HAND
THREE of your fingers POINT back at YOU
Same HAND, but only ONE point at me!
JEZEBEL GO TO HELL!!!!!

Jezebel Go To Hell PT 1

IT has the voice of HONEY……IT oozes NICE and SLOW
But IT is a REALLY GOOD counterfeit
Someone YOU really DON'T want to know!
IT doesn't always wear makeup
And tramp AROUND like a first-class WHORE
STILL be very MINDFUL because it's ROTTEN
ROTTEN to the very CORE
IT circulates in every CHURCH circle
POSITIONING itsself for a FREE ministry ride
IT is nobody's friend EVER
But IT knows how to PLAY ALL sides!
IT plants EVIL seeds of DISCORD
And does IT in such a NICE way
IT will even make you DISTRUST what YOU know is RIGHT
While IT slithers quickly away!
IT can manifest itself in person,
Text, CALL or send an email
SHE isn't necessarily a SHE but
The SPIRIT of JEZEBEL!
IT plays the Christian ROLE like a FIDDLE
Acting like IT isn't BEHIND a lot of the church MESS
IT will PRETEND to CARE for that NEEDY sister
And GOSSIP about the SAME sister's DRESS!
Jezebel's coming after ME me now
TRYING to bring me to MY spiritual KNEES
What Jezebel FAILS to realize is that I am DEEPLY rooted
And a mighty mighty GOD is backing ME!
To my face IT promotes me WELL
For someone you CAN'T seem to STAND very MUCH
MY name still comes out of YOUR mouth
Like an alcoholic with a PROBLEM
Or a DEMON-stalker with a SERIOUS demon CRUSH!
IT TRIES to get CLOSE to our PASTOR
IT has evil IMPS who carry bibles TOO they LOOK really NICE
Check to see if IT masquerades on your PRAISE TEAM, USHER board,
Or even COUNTS your tithes!
Yeah, Jezebel, in everybody's face, LOW KEY with that TWISTED scripture,
SWEET AS THE DAY IS LONG
SEDUCING the CABLE guy or an out of town MINISTER
WEAK mineded MEN just like Ahab, CONTENT at doing WRONG!
IT comes to CHURCH week after week
Out FRONT as usual, TRYING to FLAUNT and FLOSS
The BLOW you DEALT me last,you should be THANKFUL
That a MERCIFUL God
KEEPS me from mailing a DETAILED LETTER to your BOSS!
Keeping QUIET, certainly that is not always what my FLESH wants to do
BUT God ALLOWS me to WRITE OUT LOUD occasionally when I need to vent ONE time or TWO!
Jezebel BEWARE, because YOU'VE been EXPOSED
DIGGING for DIRT during service HIDING in the BACK
God SHOWS me in ADVANCE what you SAY about ME
But the HOLY GHOST has way more TACT!
Man of GOD you better STEP up your A game
I really HOPE your spiritual EYES see
That this evil DEMON is RIGHT up UNDER your NOSE
And slowly KILLING the ministry!
IT spreads GOSSIP like a FIRE
Communion, speaks in tongues, IT can even SING and dance
Weekly IT MOCKS the God in ME
I sit, and watch EVIL BOLDLY lifting MANICURED hands!
As quickly as a MODEL changes outfits
As quickly as a well trained LIAR coughs
JEZEBEL stands EFFORTLESSLY in front of the MICROPHONE
PRAISE so LEAKY on Sunday like a FAUCET
IT can turn it ON and OFF!
Please LEARN from the STORY of Jezebel
Because she OVERLOOKED one simple TRUTH
She FORGOT the eununchs by the WINDOW
Physically, they had no BALLS
But in 2 Kings 9 this QUEEN got the BOOT!
You're NOSY, I know you READ this far
CONVICTED, pissed even because YOU know this IT I speak of
Sounds A LOT really like YOU!
Just know that this IT is a DEMONIC spirit
You too CAN be DELIVERED
The ALTAR where you RIDICULED me is where YOU do that TOO!
Jezebel got hers honey in the END
An evil QUEEN pushed to her death
DOGS licked up her cold EVIL blood
After the ONE TRUE GOD took her last EVIL breath!
You're what the BIBLE calls a temple WHORE
The MICROPHONE and STAGE is your Asherah pole
Praise & worship, a selection, the collection then BACK to the STRIPPER pole!
You treat God EVERY Sunday like HE is just a another GIG
Divas, pimps & punks FAKING worship that aint even cute
Checklist...SPOTLIGHT Lights, Camera, Action...
Now let's ACT like we LOVE God ALL on QUE!
Smiling at me, lying on me, NO SHAME, even to MY own BLOOD
REPORTING, anything that will SELL
I've CUSTOMIZED a new MAC LIP GLOSS just for you DIVA
It's called JEZEBEL GO TO HELL!
You CONTINUALLY try to ATTACK my integrity
WHAT are you? DIVA or INNOCENT church MOUSE?
NO ROOM TO TALK AT ALL
Picking out the CHOIR'S OUTFITS
While a MARRIED CO-WORKER SECRETLY lived in YOUR house!
What makes you think that EVERYBODY can't SEE right through YOU?
H E L L O I know about the post office, stamps, and envelopes
I even got a COMPUTER too!
FREELOADING for 13 years off MY family
Every MEAL your family EATS comes from a LADY
A MOTHER, and SHE looks just like ME
Yet you BLESS and CURSE my children's MOTHER
Hell YOU aint my GOD-SISTER, FRIEND or a BLOOD Auntie!
Your DADDY wasn't even COLD in his GRAVE
When you TOOK the insurance LOOT and bought a FUR coat
But just like a PRETENDER trying to be a BIG spender
YOU were just showing out in the NOVEMBER cold!
I HOLY DARE you DIVA to STEP to ME now
TRICK, I SWEAR, I will WEAR you OUT
"STRAIGHT" men you SEDUCE FLEE to "ATLANTA"
YOU can't even say AMEN so just say OUCH!
Be careful Saints SHOULD Jezebel set her sights on YOU
She likes to KILL, STEAL, & DESTROY to get HER way
But give Jezebel the WORD
And watch GOD send this evil spirit AWAY!
Be careful of this DECEPTIVE spirit
IT is very ALIVE in the church today
Remember IT is ONLY a spirit
And IT will bow,
Because JESUS is the WAY!
Now here's my BEST secret, since YOU like to keep TABS and REPORT on me
I NEVER act like my underarms don't SOMETIMES stink
BEFORE I dress, I always CONFESS
I'm what the bible calls MEEK!